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Poker Tweets total: 709
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| kimshannon |
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@Dawgpound29 @undeniablyso @Roseyg917 :) Maybe rehab is in order....
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*19 hours ago* |
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| kimshannon |
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How should I know why she's crying? I was just playing with her like you asked me to. What? Ohhhhh.... I thought you said SLAP in the box.
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*20 hours ago* |
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| kimshannon |
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Old people are so skittish. You'd think they'd never gotten a surprise, in-your-face, air guitar solo before. Related: SHIT. Uh... NURSE!!!
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*1 day ago* |
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| kimshannon |
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How else can I possibly prove how much I love you lucky motherfuckers? I need really potent tacky glue. For ME. And some tape for the stars.
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*1 day ago* |
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| kimshannon |
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How many hot chicks does it take to stash a dead body? No... no punchine. Asking for the blonde who's helping me stash this dead body.
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*1 day ago* |
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| kimshannon |
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Happy Labor Day, bitches! And by "Labor Day", I mean "Put the huge white vinyl purse away, cunt. The glare is burning a hole in my retina."
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*2 days ago* |
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| kimshannon |
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If you find yourself attracted to freaky sex, don't be ashamed. Kink is perfectly natural, just like fisting your uncle with gerbils.
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*2 days ago* |
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