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My money's on Nick Clegg...>>> The home of Conservative shadow defence secretary Liam Fox has been burgled, police say /via @SkyNewsBreak
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@Oohfenny you mean 'it's' freezing. Just saying :-)
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*139 days ago* |
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The cat gets it if I don't get a beer in the next half hour
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*139 days ago* |
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@delfrisco I'm pleased for you. Want to swap?
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*139 days ago* |
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Eyjafjallajokull-agoogoo. I miss 80s bands.
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*139 days ago* |
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Stick this in your sat nav NP20 3QN. Then bring me some lagers. Ta.
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*140 days ago* |
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@abbyosullivan Chris Rea I Can Hear Your Arse Beat #songsthatreplaceheartwitharse
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*140 days ago* |
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It's not the first time Cameron will have had something runny and sticky all over him. He went to Eton.
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*140 days ago* |
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Shit. I've got yolk and shell all over me. Hope the cops don't notice.
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*140 days ago* |
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